What do you mean I can't change the past?

How many mice does it take to screw in a light-bulb?

None. Mice can't change light-bulbs as they are mere rodents without the physical or mental ability to do so. Not to mention it's much safer for them to pilfer food in the dark.

How many Vietnam War Veterans does it take to change a lightbulb?

You don't know man, you weren't there!

Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

What do you mean?

It's all denty"

What's her favorite song?

I'm Going Through the Big D and Don't Mean Dallas

Past Jokes More Past Jokes

Why are there so many Redditor archeologists?

Because loves digging up the past.

Why do so many girls do archaeology degrees?

Because they love digging up the past.

Log Jokes More Log Jokes

What is something you can use to find the pH of tree sap?

A log!

How do trees access the internet?

They log on

Wikipedia Jokes More Wikipedia Jokes

What is "attempted theft" exactly?

I mean it's not like you see school librarians seeing a student use Wikipedia on one of the computers and puts them in detention for "attempted plagiarism"

Who Wants to be a Millionaire Me: I'm stumped. Can I phone a friend?

Host: What's your friend's name Me: Wikipedia.