What do you mean I can't change the past?

logs on to Wikipedia*

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How many guys in IT does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to identify that the lightbulb has indeed burned out, and one to call the maintenence man to change the lightbulb.

How many Sagittarians does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Look ask me when I get back from India okay

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Where's your better half?

The PS4's at home "No I mean-" Where WOULD it be Wow, dumb question.

What are your expectations?

Me : Job. Interviewer : I mean what do you want from this job Me : Salary

Past Jokes More Past Jokes

Why weren't you at work last week?

Me: Why are you living in the past

What do you call presents after you've opened them?

Pasts

Log Jokes More Log Jokes

Why did the girl put her bed in the fireplace?

Because she wanted to sleep like a log.

What is it called when a hacker poops?

Logging out

Wikipedia Jokes More Wikipedia Jokes

What's the word for interested in something, but not enough to look it up on Wikipedia?

That.

What is "attempted theft" exactly?

I mean it's not like you see school librarians seeing a student use Wikipedia on one of the computers and puts them in detention for "attempted plagiarism"