How many Apple users does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. Once the bulb goes out, they replace the house.

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How many PMSing women does it take to change a lightbulb?

Six. Why? It just does! OKAY!

How many Mormons does it take to change a lightbulb?

Ten. One to actually change the lightbulb and nine to bring refreshments

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How many cops does it take to arrest a broken light bulb?

Two. One arrests the room for being black. The other arrests the bulb for being broke.

How many country stars does it take to change a light bulb?

Six-1 to change the bulb and 5 to sing about how much they miss the old one.

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How many senior medical consultants does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. He holds up the bulb and waits for the world to revolve around him.

How many Biology undergrads does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but doing it will make them think they're going to be an electrician in the future.

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Where can I donate to the American Red Cross?

I would like to help with house #7.

Why has the ex-NSA contractor not left his house?

He's snowed in.

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What did one maggot say to the other who was stuck in an apple?

Worm your way out of that one then!

What do you get when you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?

A pear. P.s. got this joke in a cracker. If anybody gets it can you please explain it. My family is stumped.

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How many Apple users does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. Once the bulb goes out, they replace the house.

What is Apple users favorite movie?

No Escape

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How many Asian-American actors does it take to change a light bulb?

None - because they would all be replaced by white actors.

How do you always keep your shoes tied?

Replace the laces with earphones.