When she read the order back to me she said, "So, you have one thick sausage, anything else?

I looked her dead in the eye and replied, "Yes, I also ordered a pizza."

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Why did Toronto host the (hockey) World Junior Championships?

They wanted to see what a winning team looked like.

What ringtone have you got?

Murphy asked Paddy, "What ringtone have you got " Paddy said, "I've never really looked, but probably light brown

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What is wrong with people?

Have they never had pizza

What kind of pizzas can tell the future?

Medium Pizzas

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How can you tell you have a really bad case of acne?

It is when the blind try to read your face

Why does Helen Keller wear tight pants?

So you can read her lips!

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Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning?

A: They don't have balls to scratch.

How do you know when you are going to drown in milk?

When it's past your eyes.

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How does an atom with bad grammar respond to an order?

I on it.

What was the last phone call made from the Twin Towers?

An order for two large plains.

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Whatever shall we do?

Let us spray!" replied the other.

How much for a drink?

The bartender replies, "For you No charge."