How many Mexicans does it take to fix a light bulb?

Twenty-Juan

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Why did the Mexican civil war last so long?

Because they were fighting Juan on Juan.

What do you call a Mexican that flies a plane?

A pilot, you racist!

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How many Saiyans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one... But it takes 4 episodes and Krillin dies...

How many cashiers does it take to change a light bulb?

Are you kidding They won't even change a five dollar bill."

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What did one Mexican say to the other Mexican?

It's four-twenty Juan!

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?

Juan on Juan.

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What's does America and programming have in common?

When you fix one problem, 38 more problems pop up.

Why did Ellen Pao fire an employee with cancer?

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