How many Mexicans does it take to fix a light bulb?

Twenty-Juan

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What do Mexicans put under their carpet?

Underlay! Underlay!

What do you call an overweight Mexican?

A MAXican

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How many Crusaders does it take to change a light bulb?

It depends on Deus Voltage

How many feminists does it take...... ...to change a light bulb?

0, woman are so unrepresented in technology that this is not possible.

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What do you call it when the bull impales the bullfighter?

A hole in Juan!

What's the same about Mexican and Black people?

Once you've seen Juan, you've seen Jamal. (Sorry if you're offended, I love all races.)

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How does Bill Gates fix a broken lightbulb?

He buys a new house.

How many republicans does it take to fix a problem?

No one knows. It's never happened.