What do you mean you were really drunk?

I already changed my Facebook relationship status for you.

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How many atheists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to actually change the bulb, and the other to videotape so Christians can't claim God did it.

How many cancer patients does it take to change a light bulb?

1 and 12 people to say how inspiring it was

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What letter should you avoid?

The letter A because it makes men mean.

Where do you want to be buried?

Me: You mean after I die, right

Facebook Relationship Status Jokes More Facebook Relationship Status Jokes

Why doesn't Shirley Manson change her Facebook relationship status?

She's only happy when "It's Complicated."

What do you mean you were really drunk?

I already changed my Facebook relationship status for you.