How many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They don't believe in a higher power.

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How many isolationists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they prefer to live in the dark.

How many chans does it take to change a lightbulb?

Lulz!!! etc etc etc :-D

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What does a vegetable use to change a flat?

Asparagus...

How does Dallas Cowboys fans change a lightbulb?

They don't... they just talk about how good the old one was.

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Why don't atheists use exponents?

Because they don't believe in higher powers.

How can you celebrate Christmas if you don't believe in God?

I responded with, "How can you celebrate Valentine's Day if nobody loves you "

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Why are all Atheists poor?

Because Atheism is a not for-prophet organization.

How many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They don't believe in a higher power.

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Why can't atheists solve exponential problems?

Because they don't believe in higher powers.

Why did the atheist fail algebra?

He didn't believe in higher powers!