How many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They don't believe in a higher power.

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How many Reddit admins does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they like to keep the mods in the dark.

How many people with alzheimer's does it take to change a lightbulb?

To get to the otherside!

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How many dead memes does it take to change a lightbulb?

Twenty-one.

How many dragon ball characters does it take to change a light bulb ?

Only one... but it will take a few episodes. The lightbulb saga

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How do sceptics introduce themselves?

I don't believe we've met..."

Why are Mumford &amp Sons the only agnostic rock band?

Because they don't even know if they believe.

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How can you tell someone hates vegans, cross fitters, and atheists?

Don't worry, they'll repost a joke about it.

Why Can't Atheists Solve Exponential Equations?

Because they don't believe in higher powers.

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Why are atheists afraid of exponents?

They don't believe in a higher power.

Why can't atheists solve quadratic equations?

They don't believe in higher powers.