How many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They don't believe in a higher power.

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How many birds does it take to change a lightbulb?

Toucan

How many members of the NRA does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

More guns.

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How many Irish folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb and one to sing about how grand the old bulb was.

How many Taureans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: None: Taureans don't like to change anything.

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What u doing?

Math, it's due Friday" *I slowly crumple the paper and put it in my mouth* They'll never believe u

What's the difference between a skeptic and a conspiracy theorist?

You wouldn't believe me if I told you.

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What do you call an atheist in a six foot pine box?

All dressed up, with no place to go.

How does an atheist start their prayers?

To Whom It May Concern

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Why can't atheists solve quadratic equations?

They don't believe in higher powers.

Why Can't Atheists Solve Exponential Equations?

Because they don't believe in higher powers.