Why do programmers produce more garbage than others ?

Because they (some of them) don't have a garbage collector.

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How did the programmer celebrate his birthday?

var celebration = "Hip", "Hip";

Why do programmers produce more garbage than others ?

Because they (some of them) don't have a garbage collector.

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What town in the continental United States produces the most alligator pears per year?

Avo, CA does.

What are the differences and similarities of flint michigan and the walking dead universe?

They are both post apocalyptic but only one produces brand new cars.

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Why do black people put their garbage in clear trash bags?

So the Mexicans can window shop.

How many times do I have to tell you this Mom?

I have thousands of fans who need to know my thoughts. So, no I can't take out the garbage.

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Why did the aliens choose to not invade and enslave the human race?

Because they're not garbage collectors.

Why do programmers produce more garbage than others ?

Because they (some of them) don't have a garbage collector.