How many bears does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

The bear minimum

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How many activists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, because they can't change anything.

How many Pisceans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Lightbulb What lightbulb

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How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One. They stick the bulb in the socket and wait for the world to revolve around them!

How many ladybugs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, but don't ask me how they got in there.

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What if he had been born in Madagascar?

He would have made a gas car

What did the bear say to the judge?

I bearly touched her.

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How many bears does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

The bear minimum

How many bears does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

The bear minimum