How many bears does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

The bear minimum

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How many cats sawed in half does it take to change a lightbulb?

Apparently 10 aren't enough :

How many elves does it take it screw in a lightbulb?

Two, but they have to be very small.

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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."

How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually agents will screw in just about anything.

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How are one out of three American Boats born?

By Sea-Section.

How do Russians drive to Alaska?

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How many bears does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

The bear minimum

How many bears does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

The bear minimum