Why did the student fail his physics test?

He didn't understand the gravity of the situation.

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Fail Jokes More Fail Jokes

Why do you keep saying flail?

Because Fail isn't in my vocabulary. ------- Overheard on the train.

What do you call a failing brand?

Calvin DeKlein.

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What would be your main strength?

Well, I can communicate with animals... "Wow, impressive. Any weaknesses " They can't understand me.

Why doesn't Dwayne Johnson's downstairs neighbor understand references to current events?

He's been living under The Rock.

Student Jokes More Student Jokes

What's your favourite letter ?

Student: The letter G. Teacher : Why is that Angus

What do you call an IT teacher who touches up his students?

A PDF file.

Gravity Jokes More Gravity Jokes

How does gravity greet itself?

It just waves

What did the black hole say to the pulsar?

I don't think you understand the gravity of your situation

Situation Jokes More Situation Jokes

What did the black hole say to the pulsar?

I don't think you understand the gravity of your situation

Why did the atom stick around?

Cuz if he split, the situation would have gotten blown out of proportion.