What do bees say to psych themselves up at the start of their day?

Leeeeeetttttssss get rrrrrrrrrready to Buuuuuuummmmmmmmmmbbbbbbllllllleeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!"

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How do you start an earthquake in East Africa?

Shake Djibouti.

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Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice.

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Why did the bee started talking poetry ?

He was waxing lyrical !

What's worse than one bee?

Two bees. What's worse that two bees? Three bees. What's worse than three bees? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Four bees.