How many Bill Clintons does it take to change a lightbulb?

None--He'll only promise "change."

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How many BLM protestors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one to hold the bulb while the world revolves around them.

How many post-minimalists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. On e to he lp with t he he lp with one two with and the oth there to and th e to two with lp he

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How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one. But it takes about 8-10 visits.

How many people with no humor does it take to change a lightbulb?

One.

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Why did a pregnant lady walk into Jimmy Johns?

They promised freaky fast delivery

What is it good for?

Some people say "nothing", but my stock portfolio's looking promising.