How many Bill Clintons does it take to change a lightbulb?

None--He'll only promise "change."

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How many dull people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One.

How many people with dementia does it take to change a lightbulb?

To get to the other side.

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How Many A Cappella Singers Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb?

Twelve. Three to Physically Change the Bulb, Three to Talk About How Complicated it Was and Six to Call themselves Electricians.

How many mathematician does it take to change a lightbulb?

pi

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Where's the election victory that you promised me?

Satan: Where's the soul that you said you had

What do you call someone who promises change but ends up burning millions of undesirables?

Sean Murray and PS4 users