How many Bill Clintons does it take to change a lightbulb?

None--He'll only promise "change."

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How many reposters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but they have to steal it first.

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a fish?

Lightbulb.

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How many art directors does it take to change a lightbulb?

Should it really be a lightbulb?

What's the difference between feminism and a $100 bill?

A $100 bill makes change

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Why is a reflection always twice as good as the real thing?

i actually don't know where to post this idea, true jokes maybe?... There has to be a food for thought sub. This is your OP, I promise to deliver!

What do you call a black guy who reneges on a promise?

Unreliable, you racist prick.