He kicked two 7-year-olds out of his bed.
When the big hand touches the little hand.
A Freudian slip.
An amber alert was issued
for 2 weeks.
Because he had a very large bill.
Because he was anti social.
Barns and no-bulls. (This joke was made up by my 7 year-old cousin.)
A chompion. (7-year old me thought he was very clever.)
It was obvious he was kidding.