How many blondes does it take to screw a light bulb?

Just 1...blondes will screw anything.

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What do blondes and the Bermuda Triangle have in common?

They both swallow seamen.

What do you call a hundred blondes stacked up on each other?

An air mattress.

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Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs?

Q: Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? A: Because he doesn't want anyone to know he's screwing the chickens.

How many Studio Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: We don't know. Light bulbs last longer than studio executives.

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How many evolutionists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but it takes eight million years.

How many amateur masochists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one; But it takes a WHOLE E.R. room to extract it afterwards. Double joke! "whole... hole." it's a play on words ;)

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How much horsepower does a mustang have?

1

What weebles and wobbles but can't get up?

Grandpa having a seizure. Bonus: Statistically speaking, 1 in 5 adult men