Just 1...blondes will screw anything.
TransGinger
A: Because people keep hitting them with dictionaries.
A girl raises her hand and says, "I don't know. I've never been bolted before."
Five. It's a huge problem.
Two. One to actually change the bulb, and the other to videotape so Christians can't claim God did it.
Just one, if you put it in the right place.
100. 1 to change the light bulb and the other 99 to complain about how the old light bulb was much better.
100, 1 to screw it in and 99 to say how they could do it better.
