How many blondes does it take to screw a light bulb??

Just 1...blondes will screw anything.

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Why did the blonde move to California?

To be a star on Broadway Creds to That 70's Show S04 E6

Why can't a Blonde make Kool-Aid?

She can't fit the two cups of water into the tiny packet.

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How many Screenwriters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: The bulbs IN and it's staying IN!

How many Astros fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Both of them.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

3/5

How many biologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it and three to write the environmental-impact statement.

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Why is Xbox 360's successor called Xbox One and not Xbox 720?

Cos 720 is 1

What's the difference between a 3 figure and a 4-figure suit?

1 figure, literally and figuratively.