What do blondes and the Bermuda Triangle have in common?

They both swallow seamen.

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Blonde Jokes More Blonde Jokes

Why don't blondes have elevator jobs?

A: They don't know the route.

What do you call fifty blondes lined up ear-to-ear?

A: A wind tunnel. #ThugLyfe

Swallow Jokes More Swallow Jokes

Whats the only bad thing about head from an anorexic girl?

She won't swallow

How did the babysitter lose 500 kids and keep her job?

She swallowed

Seaman Jokes More Seaman Jokes

Why'd the seaman cross the road?

Because I wore the wrong sock that day.

What is hard, long, and full of seamen?

A submarine

Bermuda Triangle Jokes More Bermuda Triangle Jokes

Where does geography and geography meet?

The Bermuda Triangle.

What do the Bermuda Triangle and a blonde have in common?

They both swallow a lot of seamen. Ahh stupid jokes. They never get old.