How many chameleons are in the room with you right now?

You can never answer this question with 100% certainty.

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Why can't I get it up?

Okay, sometimes alcohol is the answer.

Why should you never hit people with violins?

Because violins is not the answer...

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What's the difference between Woody from Toy Story, and a Catholic priest?

One goes limp when a child walks in the room.

How does a Mexican wrestler enter a room?

Through the Lucha-door.

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Did you hear about the chameleon who couldn't change color?

They had a reptile dysfunction.

Why are Chameleons surprisingly good at flying?

Because they are always in duh skies

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What do you call a loonie answering questions on reddit?

DollarAMA. *Only Canadians will get it, sorry.

Why must you question everything I say!?

Everything " I replied

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How can you tell, with 100% certainty, that no intelligent alien life exists that we know of?

Because if it did, we'd have sent foreign aid by now.

How do you get 100 Canadians out of a swimming pool?

Say "hey, you Canadians! Get out of that swimming pool!"

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How many chameleons are in the room with you right now?

You can never answer this question with 100% certainty.

How can you tell, with 100% certainty, that no intelligent alien life exists that we know of?

Because if it did, we'd have sent foreign aid by now.