How many chameleons are in the room with you right now?

You can never answer this question with 100% certainty.

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Why should the Pope play NBA basketball?

Because every time he puts up a prayer it gets answered. (I thought of this myself, but it is so corny, it could easily be in every damn joke book.)

What is the most beautiful thing in the world?

Is it your right thigh, or your left? Or does the answer lie somewhere in the middle?

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What do you get when you put 32 Rednecks in one room?

One full set of teeth.

Why do sailors drink so much?

We sleep better when the room is moving

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What does it mean when a chameleon cant change color?

Reptile - disfunction

What's the definition of a nervous breakdown ?

A chameleon on a tartan rug !

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What is the question?

Does Wagner begin with a "V"

What's the answer for question #2?

2.B or not 2.B

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How do you get 100 Canadians out of a swimming pool?

Say "hey, you Canadians! Get out of that swimming pool!"

What do you get when 100 rabbits stand in a row and 99 take a step back?

A receding hare line.

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How many chameleons are in the room with you right now?

You can never answer this question with 100% certainty.

How can you tell, with 100% certainty, that no intelligent alien life exists that we know of?

Because if it did, we'd have sent foreign aid by now.