How do you fit 100 dead babies in a barrel?

with a blender. How do you get them out? With a straw.

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Blender Jokes More Blender Jokes

How do you get 100 babies into a bowl?

A blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips

Why do you put a baby into a blender feet-first?

So you can see the look on its face. How do you get said baby out of the blender? Tortilla chips.

Fit Jokes More Fit Jokes

Dad, can you put my shoes on?

I don't think they'll fit me.

How do you fit 4 guys on a bar stool?

Turn it upside-down. But how do you get them off Shake the stool. (OK, I'll leave now.)

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What do you call 100 cows masterbating ?

Beef Strokenoff

What do you say to a lady that has to make 100 shirts by tomorrow?

you seamstressed

Barrel Jokes More Barrel Jokes

How do you fit 100 dead babies in a barrel?

with a blender. How do you get them out? With a straw.

How do you tell if an Arkansas girl is old enough to marry?

A: Make her stand in a barrel. If her chin is over the top she's old enough. If it isn't cut the barrel down a bit.

100 Dead Baby Jokes More 100 Dead Baby Jokes

What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Lamborghini?

You won't find a Lambo in a landfill.

What is worse than finding 100 dead babies in a trash bin?

Finding 1 dead Baby in 100 trash bins.

Straw Jokes More Straw Jokes

What artistic dog chews a lot and follows the rules of the farm where it lives?

A Chihuahua that can draw and gnaw while obeying the law and lying on straw!

Why can't a vegetable win an argument?

Cuz he always uses a straw, man!