How do you fit 100 dead babies in a barrel?

with a blender. How do you get them out? With a straw.

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How do you get 1000 dead babies into the bed of a pickup truck?

A blender! How do you get them out? Nacho chips!

What's the difference between dating a redhead and putting your hand in a blender?

Answer: There's always a 50/50 chance the blender isn't on

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What other US state can fit Kansas inside of it?

Arkansas

How many disappointments can you fit into a van?

I don't know, I can't get them outside of the house.

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Whats the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean?

I don't pay 100$ to have a garbanzo bean on my face.

What do you call 100 drowning vegans?

A good start

Barrel Jokes More Barrel Jokes

How do you tell if an Arkansas girl is old enough to marry?

A: Make her stand in a barrel. If her chin is over the top she's old enough. If it isn't cut the barrel down a bit.

How do you fit 100 dead babies in a barrel?

with a blender. How do you get them out? With a straw.

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How do you fit 100 dead babies in a barrel?

with a blender. How do you get them out? With a straw.

What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Lamborghini?

You won't find a Lambo in a landfill.

Straw Jokes More Straw Jokes

What were the very first straws made of?

ANSWER: Straw.

What artistic dog chews a lot and follows the rules of the farm where it lives?

A Chihuahua that can draw and gnaw while obeying the law and lying on straw!