How do you fit 100 dead babies in a barrel?

with a blender. How do you get them out? With a straw.

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Blender Jokes More Blender Jokes

How do you get a baby in and out of a small bowl?

Use a blender to get it in, use tortilla chips to get it out!

I can't tell if i like this blender...

It keeps giving me mixed results.

Fit Jokes More Fit Jokes

How do you fit 10 Amish in a VW Beetle?

A:Tell them you are going to the livestock auction

What's the worst part about 30 lawyers in a bus going over a cliff?

The bus could fit 30 more lawyers.

100 Jokes More 100 Jokes

How many French horn players does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

100, 1 to screw it in and 99 to say how they could do it better.

How can you possibly score over 100%?

I am very pleased with my score of 79.

Barrel Jokes More Barrel Jokes

What do you call it when someone shoots a group of fish in a barrel?

A school shooting

Where do dock workers like to shop?

Crate and Barrel.

100 Dead Baby Jokes More 100 Dead Baby Jokes

What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Lamborghini?

You won't find a Lambo in a landfill.

What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari?

I don't have 100 dead babies in my garage

Straw Jokes More Straw Jokes

How do you get a baby into a shoebox?

A. With a blender. Q. How do you get a baby out of a shoebox? A. With a straw.

How do you get 100 babies into a phone booth?

with a blender. how do you get them out? with a straw.