What do sperm and politicians have in common?

About 1 in every 500 or 600 million have a chance at becoming human.

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How many teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It takes 1 to screw it in, and 99 to tweet about it.

What time is it when twenty dogs and one cat get together?

20 after 1.

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What's 12 inches long, stiff, full of sperm and can make a girl scream?

The sock under my bed. (I don't remember where I heard it. Can't claim ownership.)

Why is a man's pee yellow and his sperm white?

A: So he can tell if he is coming or going.

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Why do proctologists like Facebook?

It's another chance to look up old friends.

What is the chance we are alone in the universe?

Professor: Astronomical.

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What's the difference between Politicians and Thieves?

Thief: They steal your money then run Politician: They run and then steal your money

What's the difference between a robber and a politician?

Politicians run BEFORE they steal your money.

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What do politicians and sperm have in common?

About 1 in every 600 million has a chance of becoming a human.

What do sperm and politicians have in common?

About 1 in every 500 or 600 million have a chance at becoming human.