How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Fish

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How many /r/twoxchromosomes posters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Ten. 1 to screw in the lightbulb, and the other 9 to provide emotional support.

How many Camera Assistants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five: One to do it and four to tell you how they did it on the last job.

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How many bees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, but how do they get in there

How many people does it take to change a light bulb in Brazil?

A Brazillion!!!

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What did Noah tell his son while they were fishing?

Better get this right, I only have 2 worms.

What do you call a fish that can't sing?

An out-of-tuna!

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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

Salmon

How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbult?

To get to the other side.