What do Jesus and germs have in common?

Nobody has ever seen them directly, but everyone says they exist.

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What strengths do you bring to the job?

long pause while Jesus glares at interviewer* Are you being serious right now

Why didn't Jesus start a charity?

Cuz they're not for prophets.

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What is the difference between someone who worships God &amp someone who worships the sun?

The sun exists.

What if a man existed w/one hand that's a steak and the other is lobster plus unlimited salad bar?

This is the plot of Edward Sizzlerhands

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Why did the germ cross the microscope?

To get to the other slide!

What do Jesus and germs have in common?

Nobody has ever seen them directly, but everyone says they exist.