What do Jesus and germs have in common?

Nobody has ever seen them directly, but everyone says they exist.

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What do Jesus and germs have in common?

Nobody has ever seen them directly, but everyone says they exist.

Why is the Flying Spaghetti Monster made of Pasta?

Because "made of bread" was already taken by Jesus.

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How many blonde jokes exist?

One. This one. The rest are all true.

What would a diatomic Calcium molecule look like if existed?

Like Crap or Feces (its the same) WHY Because its Ca=Ca (equal sign is a double bond)

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Why did the germ cross the microscope?

To get to the other slide!

What do Jesus and germs have in common?

Nobody has ever seen them directly, but everyone says they exist.