How many Buddhists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, change comes from within.

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What did one flea say to the other flea when they came out of the movies?

A: Should we walk home or take a dog

Who's there ! Alexander ! Alexander who ?

Alexander friend are coming over !

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How many 2nd trumpets does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They can't get that high! (My band teacher told me that one today)

How many Dragonball Z characters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Find out next time, on Dragonball Z!!!

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How many dancers does it take to change a lightbulb?

5,6,7,8

How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

10. 1 to change it and 9 to say they could have done it better.