How many Buddhists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, change comes from within.

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What do you get if you cross a skunk and a boomerang?

A smell that keeps coming back!

What did you find most attractive concerning Monica Lewinsky?

He replied, 'She had the prettiest smile I ever came across."

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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a fish?

Lightbulb.

How many people from rio does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A Brazilian. Saw this joke elsewhere and thought i'd share it here.

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What do you call a house that changes every month?

A Werehouse.

What is 32% black, 45% white... ...gets lit up and changes to blue and red at night?

Chicago.