What does Bill Cosby have in common with Ninjas?

Their victims never see them coming.

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What works better than anti-depressants?

A 12 Gauge in the mouth This came to me whilst being all depressed.

What, really?

I said. "Yes, they're coming to pick you up in an hour"

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What does the son of God do when he is the victim of medical malpractice?

Jesus

How did the roman cannibal feel about his victim?

He was glad he ate her.

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What do Santa Claus and Bill Cosby have in common?

They both know when you are sleeping.

What does Bill Cosby do when he can't sleep at night?

He finishes her drink EDIT: Apparently this is Conan's joke, so all credit goes to him. I just heard it from a friend of mine and I had no idea.

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How many ninjas are in this room?

As many as want to be!

What shoes do Ninjas wear?

Sneakers!