How many Apple users does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. Once the bulb goes out, they replace the house.

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How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One. They stick the bulb in the socket and wait for the world to revolve around them!

How many 3rd wave feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Whats the point? 3rd wave feminists can't take a joke anyway.

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How do feminists screw in a lightbulb?

By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them EDIT: Rip inbox EDIT 2: Thanks for the gold!

How many Apple users does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. Once the bulb goes out, they replace the house.

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Why do you have to pee so quickly after you start drinking beer?

Because it doesn't have to stop off to change color!

How many performance artists does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't know, I left early.

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Why does the Italian pasta maker always get locked out of his house?

because he has gnocchi

What did the gang-banger say when two houses fell on him?

Get off me, homes.

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How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them

What do Apple and Rose have in common?

They both lost jack.

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How many Apple users does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. Once the bulb goes out, they replace the house.

How many Apple users does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. Once the bulb goes out, they replace the house.

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How many white people does it take to replace a light bulb?

One to hold the bulb, and the rest to screw the whole world.

How about an office party?

ME: crosses out "replace coworkers with puppies" I guess