None. Once the bulb goes out, they replace the house.
One. They stick the bulb in the socket and wait for the world to revolve around them!
Whats the point? 3rd wave feminists can't take a joke anyway.
By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them EDIT: Rip inbox EDIT 2: Thanks for the gold!
Because it doesn't have to stop off to change color!
I don't know, I left early.
because he has gnocchi
Get off me, homes.
All of them
They both lost jack.
One to hold the bulb, and the rest to screw the whole world.
ME: crosses out "replace coworkers with puppies" I guess