None. Once the bulb goes out, they replace the house.
She says, "Daddy, I want a new apartment."
Two. One to identify that the lightbulb has indeed burned out, and one to call the maintenence man to change the lightbulb.
A: 10000 - to give the bulb a cultural revolution.
Is dark. Bulb is potato.
Too much work.
That's not funny.
A wrecking ball
Because his house was underwater.
Ask apple to open the backdoor.
A bookworm !
Replace the laces with earphones.