How many Buddhists does it take to screw a light bulb?

None. They believe that the enlightenment comes from within.

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What's the difference between a pimple and a Catholic Priest?

A pimple waits until you're 13-years-old before coming on your face.

What kind of cheese gives out money?

Prova I just came up with that and feel pretty proud (:

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How many conspiracy theorists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

We may never know the truth.

What do Kanye West and North Korea have in common?

They are both being screwed by a person named Kim.

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How many drummers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three. 1 to screw it in and 2 to talk about how much better Neil Peart could've done it

How manny women dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one she hokds the blub and the world revolves around her.

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Why are Mumford &amp Sons the only agnostic rock band?

Because they don't even know if they believe.

Why was the poker game at the zoo cancelled?

Some believed that there was a cheetah among them.