How many Buddhists does it take to change a light bulb?

None, the changes necessary will come from within.

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Whats the difference between a priest and acne?

One waits till you're 14 before coming on your face.

What Are you braging about?

I came from Chernobyl, I had a tail!

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Why did the traffic light turn red?

You'd turn red too if you had to change in the street.

How many boxers does it take to change a light bulb?

One. They're used to having their lights knocked out.That joke turned dark fast. I'll see myself to my respective corner.

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How many Greeks does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One, ......A Greek will screw anything!

How many graphic designers does it take to change a light bulb?

Does it have to be a light bulb? 'Cause I had this other idea...

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What do you get if you cross a Buddhist monk and a 16 year old blonde cheerleader?

Arrested for procurement of a minor. Trust me on this one.

What do you call a Mexican Buddhist?

Om-bre