How many Buddhists does it take to change a light bulb?

None, the changes necessary will come from within.

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Why did the Snowman pull his pants down?

Because the snowblower was coming.

What works better than anti-depressants?

A 12 Gauge in the mouth This came to me whilst being all depressed.

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?

Need to know ASAP.

How many mens' rights activists does out take to change a lightbulb?

Well, not all of them.

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How many perverts does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one. But it takes the whole ER to get it out.

How many roaches does it take to screw in a light bulb?

2 but how they got in the light bulb I will never know

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What do you get when you cross a Zen Buddhist with a Jehovah's Witness?

knock knock knock... excuse me sir, but do you have a few minutes to discuss nothing

What's a Buddhist's favorite physics law?

Om's Law.