How Many Business Analysts Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb?

None. The light bulb shall never burn out. (OK. It's more cathartic than funny...)

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What do you call a politician in a house fire?

Burning Sanders!

What did the mom say to her son when he said he didn't want any of her flippin' pancakes?

Fine. They will just be burnt on one side.

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Why is it important to have plenty of help when changing a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.

How many Sore Losers does it take to change a Lightbulb?

Won.

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How many buddhists does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Three - one to change it, one to not-change it and one to both change-and not-change it.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One because his knee grows.