How Many Business Analysts Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb?

None. The light bulb shall never burn out. (OK. It's more cathartic than funny...)

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What is the one smell you can never get out of the house, no matter what you spray or what incense you burn?

Your grandparents.

What happened to the heretical chef?

He was burnt at the steak.

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How many drummers does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: None. They have a machine that does that now.

How many choir directors does it take to change a light bulb?

No one knows. No one ever watches the choir director.

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How many downies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Potatoe

How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A lot, apparently. Have you seen their new building?