How many drummers does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: None. They have a machine that does that now.

Previous Random Joke Next
Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many IT professionals does it take to change a lightbulb?

Have you tried turning it off and back on?

How many French horn players does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

100, 1 to screw it in and 99 to say how they could do it better.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many of my ex-girlfriends does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. Apparently she will screw anything.

What's the name of the operation to change a woman into a man?

Addadictomy.

Drummer Jokes More Drummer Jokes

How do you get a drummer off your doorstep?

You pay for the pizza.

How can you tell when the stage is level?

The drummer is drooling equally from both sides of his mouth.

Machine Jokes More Machine Jokes

How many drummers does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: None. They have a machine that does that now.

Why won't the machines just take over already?

I'm tired of doing stuff.