How many drummers does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: None. They have a machine that does that now.

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How many catholics does it take to change a lightbulb?

CHANGE !

How many X does it take to lightbulb?

Karma?

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How many baby sitters does it take to change a light bulb?

A: None They don't make Pampers small enough.

How many Vietnam War Veterans does it take to change a lightbulb?

You don't know man, you weren't there!

Drummer Jokes More Drummer Jokes

Why was the drummer sad about his boring instruments?

Because he had the doldrums.

What do you call a drummer that breaks up with his girlfriend?

Homeless.

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What did the man who invented the bum shaking machine realize when he turned it on?

It twerked.

Why won't the machines just take over already?

I'm tired of doing stuff.