How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A lot, apparently. Have you seen their new building?

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How many Mizzou students does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Whys the lightbulb got to be white !*"

How long does it take a necrophiliac to screw in a light bulb?

Not long... they like to do it while it's still warm.

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How many ants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about .2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.

How many Dell Service Reps does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know, I am on hold.

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What do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish?

A crab apple !

Why did Snow White buy an android phone?

She thought the apple was poisoned.

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How does Planned Parenthood paint their walls?

They go to Home Depot, get paint and rollers Sometimes they hire private contractors Lots of paint and tarps and tape, it's not that fun

What do you get when you mix an octopus and a Mexican?

I don't know, but it sure can wash a lot of dishes.

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Why did Apple employee get away jacking off in the office?

Because there are no windows!

How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, because they charge you $500 for the iLightbulb.

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How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A lot, apparently. Have you seen their new building?

How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A lot, apparently. Have you seen their new building?