Q: How many Canadians does it take to change a lightbulb
Well, turns out one is not enough, but if you pair it, two can.
Two, but don't ask me how they got in there.
You'd turn red too if you had to change in the street.
None! In Soviet Russia, light bulb changes you!
Does everybody get one Do I get to choose Where do I sign up
Because what's good the goose is good for Merganser.
