How many homophobes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They don't accept change, even if it means a brighter world.

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many ghosts does it take to change one lightbulb?

Zero. They don't exist.

How many suh dudes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None 'cause it's already lit, fam.

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How many ballerinas does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

5,6,7,8!

How many Communists does is take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many religious people does it take to change a light bulb?

This is a joke I came up with. Q: How many religious people does it take to change a light bulb? A: There's no need to change it when you can easily convince everyone that it still works, but they've gone blind.

How many Will Ferrell's does it take to change a light bulb?

One, AND IT'S NOT FUNNY!

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What does it mean when you see a bunch of blacks running in one direction?

Jail break.

What does TTYL mean?

I replied, "Talk to you later". So she responded, "No! Talk to me now! What does it mean "

Homophobe Jokes More Homophobe Jokes

Why are British anti-smoking PSA's often made by homophobes?

Because they want to prevent people from bumming fags

Why didn't the homophobe decorate his house for Halloween?

Because his skeleton was in the closet

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Why don't midgets ever get accepted into nudist colonies?

They keep sticking their noses into everyone else's business.

How many Android users does it take to buy an iPhone?

Zero. Apple doesn't accept EBT.