None. They don't accept change, even if it means a brighter world.
None, they enlighten themselves.
1001 1 to offer up the bulb and 1000 to scream 'Get in the hole'
A: 50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him .
How many libertarians does it take to screw in a light-bulb? None. The market will take care of it.
Not all men.
Two. One to actually change the bulb, and the other to videotape so Christians can't claim God did it.
The Lord: I meant any questions about the mysteries of existence
Did they jerk one off into the center of my cupcake
Because they want to prevent people from bumming fags
Ur-ine!"
Urine.
