What are the rules about Canadians?

Does everybody get one Do I get to choose Where do I sign up

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Canadian Jokes More Canadian Jokes

Why do Canadians not pay attention to their local wildlife?

Because there's nothing to care-aboot. (caribou)

What do Canadian women put behind their ears to attract men?

Their ankles!

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What did the Hollywood producer say to the Apes in the zoo when they refused to sign contracts to appear in his new film?

Stop playing it cagey!

What does the sign at a nudist Buddhist beach say?

No Bhikkhunis(https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bhikkhuni) allowed.

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Why does California have more lawyers and New Jersey have more toxic waste dumps?

New Jersey got to choose first

What could you bring to this company?

Me: Well I guess I could bring my stereo, but I get to choose what we listen to.

Everybody Jokes More Everybody Jokes

What is the difference between Martin Luther King Day and St. Patrick's Day?

St. Patrick's day everybody wants to be Irish.

What is Asia's favourite sitcom?

Everybody loves Ramen.

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What do the umpires rule it?

Fowl ball

What is the first rule of Womans fight club?

Never tell anyone what are you so mad about