What are the rules about Canadians?

Does everybody get one Do I get to choose Where do I sign up

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Canadian Jokes More Canadian Jokes

How many Canadians does it take to change a light bulb?

Just two. One to politely ask and the other to politely help.

What do you call a loonie answering questions on reddit?

DollarAMA. *Only Canadians will get it, sorry.

Sign Jokes More Sign Jokes

How do blind people sign contracts?

On the dotted line.

Whats the hardest part of cooking a potato?

Signing the legal guardian paperwork

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How did Jared Fogle lose so much weight?

because he chose from the kids menu

What did you choose?

Guy: I don't remember.

Everybody Jokes More Everybody Jokes

What is the difference between Saint Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?

On Saint Patrick's Day everybody wants to be Irish.

Why does Mexico do so poorly in the Olympics?

Because everybody who can run, jump, or swim is already in America.

Rule Jokes More Rule Jokes

What do you call a country ruled by oppressive Vikings?

Norse Korea

How do you get banned from a subreddit without breaking the rules?

Post something humorous in . P.S: Is there anyway to ungild myself?