Well, turns out one is not enough, but if you pair it, two can.
Zero. They don't exist.
I don't know... I broke the lightbulb after I threw the first one.
One
As much people as is needed to screw that lightbulb.
You boil the hell out of it.
Turn on the lights and shoot the black guy.
To buy another pair of AirPods.
They both have flies on them.
At least two, but they have to be pretty small to fit.