How many Chauvinists does it take to Change a Lightbulb?

None, because chauvinists can't change anything.

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How many irish men does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two, One to hold the light and, one to drink until the room starts spinning!

How many Sagittarians does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Look ask me when I get back from India okay

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How many cafeteria staff does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry we closed 18 seconds ago and I've just cashed up."

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How many Chauvinists does it take to Change a Lightbulb?

None, because chauvinists can't change anything.

What does one chauvinist say to the other?

There's a thousand things I'd like to do in my life, and those are just the pretty ones!