How many Chauvinists does it take to Change a Lightbulb?

None, because chauvinists can't change anything.

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How many Leos does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: None: Leos are so enthusiastic they carry their own light.

How many Vietnam vets does it take to change a lightbulb?

YOU DON'T KNOW, MAN! YOU WEREN'T THERE!

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How many girls does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know, you tell me.

How many Labour Party members does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: None. They haven't got a policy on that.

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How many Chauvinists does it take to Change a Lightbulb?

None, because chauvinists can't change anything.

What does one chauvinist say to the other?

There's a thousand things I'd like to do in my life, and those are just the pretty ones!