What does one chauvinist say to the other?

There's a thousand things I'd like to do in my life, and those are just the pretty ones!

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What is a french bakers lifestyle like?

Its a life of pain

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Lay 'em right the first time and you can walk all over them the rest of your life!

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How many Chauvinists does it take to Change a Lightbulb?

None, because chauvinists can't change anything.

What does one chauvinist say to the other?

There's a thousand things I'd like to do in my life, and those are just the pretty ones!