What does one chauvinist say to the other?

There's a thousand things I'd like to do in my life, and those are just the pretty ones!

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What do quantum physicists do when life gives them lemons?

Everything

Why was the cow scared about going into the slaughter house?

His life was at stake. Badum psh.

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Why aren't fish good tennis players?

They don't like getting close to the net!

What's the difference between toilet paper and shower curtains?

If you answered "I don't know." I would like to tell you that I spent all day cleaning that mess up.

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How many Chauvinists does it take to Change a Lightbulb?

None, because chauvinists can't change anything.

What does one chauvinist say to the other?

There's a thousand things I'd like to do in my life, and those are just the pretty ones!