Sorry we closed 18 seconds ago and I've just cashed up."
Trick question, anarchists can't change anything.
They don't see the point and just sit in the dark.
How many pessimists does it take to change a light bulb? None - it's probably screwed it too tight anyhow!
You're still thinking procedurally! A properly designed light bulb object would inherit a change method from a generic light bulb class!"
A women will normally want more children after a year or two. No man has ever wanted another kick in the balls. Case closed.
Son says: "umm... With my eyes closed " Edit: This actually happened btw. Probably funnier irl.
I reach into my pocket thinking I have a wad of cash, turns out I just bought a soda earlier.
Cash or Czech Edit: a word