Two, One to hold the light and, one to drink until the room starts spinning!
A Watermelon...
Spring water.
With an unlocked kitchen door
Interviewer:what is skeleton? Sardar:Sir, skeleton is a person who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!
to get to the other side..
None- that's hardware.
Q: Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? A: Because he doesn't want anyone to know he's screwing the chickens.
How are you holding up?"
A: Trying to hold on to a thought.
They turn out the lights.
They're usually the elephant in the room
Just one. He holds the bulb and the room spins.
The difference is what people you hate
A shamrock.
Lepre Kahn
Mashed Potatoes.
