How many Chernobyl survivors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They already glow.

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How many mottophobics does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. Who do you think broke the filament in the first place

How many birds does it take to change a lightbulb?

Toucan

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How many bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to screw it in and one to complain that it's electrified.

What is the definition of "making love"?

Something a woman does while a guy is screwing her.

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What has 4 legs but cant move?

A child born in Chernobyl, duh.

Why shouldn't you wear Ukrainian underwear?

Because Chernobyl fallout.

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Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag ?

They can lighten your load !

How's the wife?

Me:Glowing Neighbour:Pregnant Me:No, she's on fire, just going for more wood Neighbour:You're sick Me:You're next