How many Chernobyl survivors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They already glow.

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How many psychologists does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, but the lightbulb has to WANT to change.

How Many Marshawn Lynches Does it Take to Change a Lightbulb?

Only one. Just as long as you hand him the damn lightbulb.

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How many stoners does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, I just set the bulb down somewhere, now I can't find it. Where the hell did the bulb go?

How many Sandpeople does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

You never can tell. The Sandpeople always ride in single file to hide their numbers.

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Why should you not visit the Ukraine with your fly unzipped?

Because if you don't, Chernobyl fall out!

What Are you braging about?

I came from Chernobyl, I had a tail!

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What do you call a balloon that glows in the dark?

A LED Zeppelin

How do we get in?

Obi-Wan: We'll be stealthy. *turns on huge, glowing laser sword*