Something a woman does while a guy is screwing her.
A voice from the back of the bar shouts back, "You don't have enough ammo, mate!"
How many libertarians does it take to screw in a light-bulb? None. The market will take care of it.
B/c she heard there was a guy hung like this(https://riverchurchtelford.files.wordpress.com/2013/03/jesus.jpg)
Guy: Because I don't like hair in my food.
Because they need a man to do it for them
Tired.
Diner at the sushi restaurant: "What kind of eel is this?" Waiter: "Do you love it?" Diner: "yeah" Waiter: "Then, that's a moray"
Chi-LE!!!!!!!!!! My girlfriend came up with that one hope u guys love it as much as I do!!!!! :)
A. All the house plants are dead but there's something growing in the refrigerator.
A fart with a lump in it
