Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag ?

They can lighten your load !

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Bag Jokes More Bag Jokes

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a small child?

Eric Clapton would never let a small bag of cocaine fall out of a window.

How's everyone else holding up?

Anyone know why they all have bags of candy

Worm Jokes More Worm Jokes

What did Noah do while spending time on the ark ?

Fished but he didn't catch much. He only had two worms !

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

The Holocaust.

Carry Jokes More Carry Jokes

What is stronger an elephant or a snail ?

A snail because it carries it's house an elephant just carries its trunk !

What's pink has five toes and is carried by the Easter Bunny?

His lucky people's foot!

Load Jokes More Load Jokes

What are you supposed to do when someone is having a seizure in the bath?

throw a load of dirty laundry in.

What's it called when the bottom half of a fraction has loads of cake in it?

A denom-nom-nominator!

Glow Jokes More Glow Jokes

What do you call poultry that glows in the dark?

Chicken Kiev

How do we get in?

Obi-Wan: We'll be stealthy. *turns on huge, glowing laser sword*

Lighten Jokes More Lighten Jokes

Why did the man turn on the lights in a depression clinic?

He wanted to lighten the mood in such a dim atmosphere.

Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag ?

They can lighten your load !