Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag ?

They can lighten your load !

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Bag Jokes More Bag Jokes

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a baby?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.

What about the two old ladies who brought a bottle of whiskey to the baseball game?

At the bottom of the fifth the bags were loaded.

Worm Jokes More Worm Jokes

Why are all early birds Catholics?

Protestant birds don't really want a Diet of Worms.

What do you call it when worms take over the world?

Global Worming.

Carry Jokes More Carry Jokes

What would happen if you crossed Magilla Gorilla with a Saint Bernard?

It would drink the brandy it would carry and act like a big Gorilla!

What's the difference between Beyonce and a shopping bag?

A shopping bag can carry a child.

Load Jokes More Load Jokes

Whats the difference between your mom and a washing machine?

When I drop a load in the washing machine it doesn't follow me around for a week.

Whats the difference between a washing machine and a woman?

A washing machine doesn't follow you around after you dump a load in it.

Glow Jokes More Glow Jokes

What do you call the Moon spirit that at once sits upon a lake of glowing jade and exists nestled within our divine souls?

Altha'or syzygena

How many Ukrainians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They don't need to, they glow in the dark...

Lighten Jokes More Lighten Jokes

Why did the man turn on the lights in a depression clinic?

He wanted to lighten the mood in such a dim atmosphere.

Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag ?

They can lighten your load !