How many children with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Wanna go swimming?

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How many gnomes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just the two, really. Or as many as will fit, if theyre feeling frisky.

How many bassoonists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one but they'll insist on going through about 5 bulbs before they find one that suits this particular room and situation.

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How many redditers does it take to change a light bulb?

3. One to screw it in, the next to claim credit and the third to be a bot that reposts.

How many sound guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, two... One, two.

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What do you get when you cross a child and an alligator?

An alligator.

What's the difference between a school of children and a terrorist camp?

I don't know, I just fly the drone Edit/apology: My friend said this to me, I thought I should share with you all, he said that I could post it here. 5 minutes later he told me he found it on reddit.... I'm sorry all.

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Why are millionaires bad at swimming?

Because they drown at their own wealth Edit: I got down voted :( I thought of that in my head and just wanted to share it

Why Republicans cannot swim as freely as they want?

Dems!

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Hey, wanna hear a joke?

Parsing HTML with regex.

What did the sperm say to the egg?

Nice to meet you. Wanna make a baby?

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Let's go ride our bikes.

Why didn't the guy with ADHD take his medicine?

He forgot.