How many children with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Wanna go swimming?

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How many Highlanders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE.

How many good presidential candidates does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Its gonna be a dark four years, now isn't it

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How many blacks does it take to change a light bulb?

5/3. The same amount as for whites.

How many Mennonites does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven - one to actually change the bulb and six to complain that they liked the old one better.

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Why did he do that?

Who is she What does that mean When did that happen Why How I need to go to the toilet. - Child, at the cinema

How many children does it take to change a light bulb in America?

About 1 thousand Iraqis.

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What is yellow and can't swim?

An excavator. And why? Because it only got one arm.

Why does the Mexican Olympic team always do so badly?

Because anyone who can swim, run, or climb is already in America.

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How do you sell chicken to a deaf man?

A: HEY, YOU WANNA BUY SOME CHICKEN !!!!!!!

What did the sperm say to the egg?

Nice to meet you. Wanna make a baby?

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Where do kids with ADHD go?

To concentration camps.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Let's go ride our bikes.