Why do teachers use a bamboo cane?

Because when the cane goes 'bam' the child goes boo!

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Why can't Ganondorf use the Internet?

There's too many Links.

Why does Luke Skywalker never have trouble getting laid?

Because he always uses the force.

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What do children in north korea study for a science?

Kimistry

Why was the glow worm unhappy ?

Because her children weren't that bright !

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Why did the teacher cross the room?

To get to the other slide.

What did the teacher think of your idea?

Son: She took it like a lamb Teacher: Really what did she say Son: Baa!

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What is the British equivalent of wham-bam-thank-you-ma'am?

Honey!" Nut "Cheerio!"

What's the difference between a guy falling from the 20th or the 1st floor of a building?

20th floor fall goes: *Aaaaaah, BAM!* 1st floor fall goes: *BAM, Aaaaah!*

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Why do teachers use a bamboo cane?

Because when the cane goes 'bam' the child goes boo!

What do canes and blue pills have in common?

They're both ready for use when a man is limp.