What do you call a turtle with an erection?

A slow poke!

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What do you call a narcissistic plant with an erection?

A self-raising flower. I'm so sorry.

How long does it take a baby to die in the microwave?

I don't know, I lose track of time when I have an erection.

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Who is Thor?

A very worn-out thuper hero. (An excerpt from Brother Time and the Turtle: More Excuses for Jokes: )

Where can you find a turtle that has no legs?

Exactly where you left it.

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What do you call a turtle with a hard on?

A slow poke.

What do you call a turtle with an erection?

A slow poke!