What do you call a turtle with an erection?

A slow poke!

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What do you get when you throw a baby against a wall?

An erection

Why does Pinnochio always get an erection when he's in a forest?

Because he has a woodpecker!

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What kind of photos do turtles take?

Shellfies

What did the snail say when he was riding on the back of the turtle?

Weeeeeeeeee

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What do you call a turtle with an erection?

A slow poke!

What do you call a turtle with a hard on?

A slow poke.