What do you call a man with no arms or legs who likes to go swimming?

Bob.

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other?

A speech impediment.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs driving a car?

Rex (made this one up myself!)

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

How did the psychiatrist break his leg?

He had a Freudian slip.

Why do women have legs?

Have you seen the mess snails make?

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What separates the men from the apes?

The Mediterranean Sea.

Why didn't the life guard save the hippy?

Beacuse he was to "far out man".

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

Why did the man quit his job at the helium gas factory?

He didn't like being spoken to in that voice

How does Han Solo like to get around Endor?

Ewoks

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

Where are you only allowed to swim if you have red hair, a lip piercing, three brothers, a missing finger, are slightly overweight and have a birthday in december?

The specific ocean.

Why is it a bad idea to swim in the Mississippi River?

Because it has pp in it.

Bob Jokes More Bob Jokes

What kind of workout does Bob the electrician do?

Circuit training.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean?

Bob