What do you call a man with no arms or legs who likes to go swimming?

Bob.

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What do you call a guy with no arms, no legs, and sits in a pile of leaves?

Russell.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool?

Bob.

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What's got two legs and bleeds?

half a dog Derek, s01e05

What has four legs but doesn't move?

A: A statue of a dog!

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What is strong enough for a man but made for a woman?

The back of my hand...

What does a man with one leg wear to the beach?

Flop.

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What did the scientist say at the bar?

I'd like some H20 please.

What do you call an astronaut that doesn't like being touched?

A personal space man

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

Why are marines who can't swim better?

They defend the ship with way more enthusiasm.

Where are you only allowed to swim if you have red hair, a lip piercing, three brothers, a missing finger, are slightly overweight and have a birthday in december?

The specific ocean.

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What do you call a armless, legless man in water?

Bob.

What do you call a Quadriplegic in the ocean?

Bob. *I'm so sorry*