A: Just one but you need 6000 Russian troops in case he goes on strike!
Their rocket kept Stalin!
Because it's Russki.
Don't know, the pope hasn't said yet. How many Lutherans does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, Lutherans don't change.
Well, it has to be an odd number, because they literally cannot even.
Just one. He holds up the light bulb, and the world revolves around him
Only one; But it takes a WHOLE E.R. room to extract it afterwards. Double joke! "whole... hole." it's a play on words ;)
For swine flu you need "Oinkment", for bird flu you need "Tweetment".
One egg is un oeuf.
In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.
Because it was a fowl.
Because they like Poles.
He's taking over the Poles.
A slap happy jappy with a crap happy pappy
In case of any night mares!
