How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A lot, apparently. Have you seen their new building?

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How many communists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: None. Each lightbulb contains the means of its own revolution.

What two words result in the most marriages?

Screw it. EDIT: has a better answer lol

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A: Just one but you need 6000 Russian troops in case he goes on strike!

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I don't know either, I walked out early too.

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What happened when Isaac Newton met the apple?

He found the apple was a surprisingly down-to-Earth kinda guy.

What did Samsung say to Apple?

You don't no jack!

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How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, because they charge you $500 for the iLightbulb.

How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A lot, apparently. Have you seen their new building?

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How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A lot, apparently. Have you seen their new building?

How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A lot, apparently. Have you seen their new building?