They both can't make any change
Don't look I am changing
Only one, but the light bulb should be willing to change.
So that you can tell them apart from feminists
Batteries have a positive side! inspired by: http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/2zlrot/howmanyfeministsdoesittaketochangea/
The trainer responds, "The ATM"
Because America is never wrong.
Q: What do a feminist and a policeman have in common A: They're both trigger-happy.