How many Coldplay members does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one, but he has to see Radiohead do it first.

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How many crackheads does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one more.

How many Bill Clintons does it take to change a lightbulb?

None--He'll only promise "change."

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How many performance artists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I don't know either, I walked out early too.

How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.

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What's the song that coldplay wrote for you?

Yellow. *Phil answers phone*

How many members of Coldplay does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one, but he'd have to watch Radiohead do it first.

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How many members of Coldplay does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one, but he'd have to watch Radiohead do it first.

How many members of Coldplay does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one, but he has to see Radiohead do it first.