How many members of Coldplay does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one, but he has to see Radiohead do it first.

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How do you tell the difference between members of the GOP and ISIS?

Skin color.

How many members of an ethnicity does it take to perform a specified task?

A finite number! One member to perform the task, and the rest to behave in a manner stereotypical to the ethnicity in question.

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How many Australians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they all turn them the the wrong way.

How Many Bit Coins Does it take to screw in a Lightbulb?

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How many bees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, but how do they get in there

How many drummers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three. 1 to screw it in and 2 to talk about how much better Neil Peart could've done it

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What's a necrophiliac's favorite band?

Coldplay.

How many Coldplay members does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one, but he has to see Radiohead do it first.

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What is reddit's favorite song?

Karma Police" by Radiohead.

How many members of Coldplay does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one, but he has to see Radiohead do it first.