How many members of Coldplay does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one, but he has to see Radiohead do it first.

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What's the difference between an flautist and a Porsche?

Most members of the band haven't been in a Porsche.

How did you know I was a member of Al Qaida?

Was it my knees Do I have terrorist's knees Oh, the bomb. Not the knees then That's good.

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How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two! But don't ask me how they got inside there.

Why was my boss surprised to see me screwing with the IT guy?

They said IT couldn't be done

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How many black people are needed to change a light bulb?

One less now, because the one who tried to steal the light bulb was shot by the cops.

How many Harvard students does it take to change a light bulb?

One. He holds it up and the world revolves around him.

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What's the song that coldplay wrote for you?

Yellow. *Phil answers phone*

What's a necrophiliac's favorite band?

Coldplay.

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How many members of Coldplay does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one, but he'd have to watch Radiohead do it first.

What is reddit's favorite song?

Karma Police" by Radiohead.