How many crackheads does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one more.

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How many saiyans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one. But it takes five episodes.

How many people does it take to screw a lightbulb?

Just one guy with a really weird fetish.

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How many Kings of Spain does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Juan

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Wanna go ride a bike?

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How does a crackhead lose weight?

Diet Coke.

What's the difference between a crackhead and a John?

A crackhead buys crack so he can put it into his pipe and burn it. A John pays so that he can put his pipe into a crack that might burn him.