How many ska kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One to drop it and six to pick it up pick it up pick it up

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How many Buddhists does it take to screw a light bulb?

None. They believe that the enlightenment comes from within.

How many redditors commenting on a given post does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Not possible. Their hands are too slippery with each other's ejaculate.

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How many OU (University of Oklahoma) coaches does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They aren't about to change a bulb when flipping a switch has worked for 15 years.

How many virgins does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one. But he will pull it back out and stick it back in again just to make sure hes got the right hole.

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What happens when you drop a decimal point in water ?

it floats.

What'll happen if a piano is dropped on a man?

He will B flat

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What do you do when you drop your favorite ska record?

PICK IT UP, PICK IT UP, PICK IT UP, PICK IT UP!

Why does America use Mexicans to pick our oranges?

As we saw on Tuesday, it takes 1/2 of America to pick an Orange.

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How many ska kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One to drop it and six to pick it up pick it up pick it up

Why did the ska kid not get the job?

they were worried about his checkered past